{"id":2215,"date":"2018-03-03T09:32:47","date_gmt":"2018-03-03T08:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hucbald.nl\/?p=2215"},"modified":"2020-11-20T11:58:01","modified_gmt":"2020-11-20T10:58:01","slug":"alle-mensen-willen-broodjes-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/2018\/03\/03\/alle-mensen-willen-broodjes-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Alle mensen willen broodjes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Eric Clapton op de radio bij de Top2000<br \/>\n&#8211; moeder: Dat is toch die ene die overleden is?<br \/>\n&#8211; Kirsten: nee. Eric clapton heeft laatst nog een show gedaan.<br \/>\n&#8211; moeder: echt wel. Niet? Hoe heet die zanger dan die overleden is? Dat was toch Eric Clapton?<br \/>\n&#8211; Kirsten: Nee. &#8230; Joe Cocker?<br \/>\n&#8211; moeder: ja die<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHij heeft meer tekst, maar ik heb meer inhoud.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>P.B: \u201cIk heb jeuk aan mijn armpitten.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zombie van The Cranberries komt langs in afspeellijst<br \/>\n&#8211; Kirsten: heb je het gehoord van de dood van de zangeres van The Cranberries?<br \/>\n&#8211; moeder: nee? Hoezo? Dit nummer is toch van Sinead O\u2019connor?<br \/>\n&#8211; Kirsten: nee. Dit is origineel van de Cranberries.<br \/>\n&#8211; moeder: maar is Sinead dan niet de zangeres van die band?<br \/>\n&#8211; Kirsten: nee? Omdat ze allebei een geschoren hoofd hadden?<br \/>\n&#8211; moeder: was het een overdosis?<\/p>\n<p>Tijdens 30 seconds: &#8220;Die ene kale man! Zijn achternaam is een dier!&#8221; Antwoord: Dalai Lama<\/p>\n<p>Olaf: \u201cik kan niet slapen als het wakker is\u201d (bedoeling was \u201cals het licht is\u201d)<\/p>\n<p>Hij is als ome DUO, maar dan spiritueel<\/p>\n<p>K: We delen al alles samen. Nu moet je wel met me trouwen.<br \/>\nR: *dodelijke blik*<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGa je likken? Niet als er mensen bij zijn.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>P.B: Over woonboten: \u201cEr zijn heel veel boomwoten in Utrecht.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>O.A \u201cWe kunnen door de appie lopen, en als we iets zien waarvan we denken dit wil ik in mij\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>O.A: \u201cIt. Volgens mij is dat porno voor Rinske, zo&#8217;n film.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>P.R tijdens de koorrepetitie: \u201cYou can get a flink discount\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Judith: &#8220;een hartje in de vorm van een stroopwafel.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kirsten over Luna: &#8220;Zij werd maandagmiddag loops en ik maandagavond&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ik kan echt alles met mijn gezicht&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>P.R: \u201cmijn lippen neuken\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kristel: \u201czelfs m\u2019n sleutelbenen zijn moe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nicky: \u201cGuinea pig, wat is dat? Guinea pig doet me denken aan een biertje of iets dat dood gaat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>KH: &#8220;Ik hoorde dat het bestuur bitterballen heeft geregeld voor de volgende activiteit.&#8221;<br \/>\nHeel Hucbald: &#8220;Heeft het bestuur bitterballen geregeld?!&#8221;<br \/>\n76: ???<\/p>\n<p>Willekeurige vreemdeling in \u2018t Pandje tegen Rinske: &#8220;Hee was leuk vanavond. Volgende keer bij mij thuis&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nRinske: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221; *krekels*<\/p>\n<p>F: *knor*<br \/>\nO: &#8220;Je hebt ook zoveel resonantie in die kop van je.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Hoor je een musicologisch onverantwoorde uitspraak? Stuur &#8216;m op als broodje naar<\/em> siteco@hucbald.nl!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eric Clapton op de radio bij de Top2000 &#8211; moeder: Dat is toch die ene die overleden is? &#8211; Kirsten: nee. Eric clapton heeft laatst nog een show gedaan. &#8211; moeder: echt wel. Niet? Hoe heet die zanger dan die overleden is? 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