{"id":2687,"date":"2018-10-19T16:20:24","date_gmt":"2018-10-19T14:20:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hucbald.nl\/?p=2687"},"modified":"2020-11-20T11:56:52","modified_gmt":"2020-11-20T10:56:52","slug":"alle-mensen-willen-broodjes-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/2018\/10\/19\/alle-mensen-willen-broodjes-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Alle mensen willen broodjes…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anoniem: \u201cHet enige grote aan mijn lichaam is m’n tong.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

C.V: \u201cIk bedoel hoe leuk ben ik? Helemaal niet zo leuk.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

C.V.: \u201cLiever derde wiel dan een driewieler.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

C.F.: \u201cHet is met name de 50’ers, die kan je allemaal pakken.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

C.F.: \u201cAls ik jou zie, wil ik gelijk overal aan voelen.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

C.V: \u201cMijn ding start nog niet echt op, maar hij doet zijn best.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Anoniem: “Dat wordt een wvttkutje.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Ene conservatorium docent tegen zijn collega (G\u00e9 genaamd): “zeg G\u00e9, als jij doodgaat cremeren we je niet, we transponeren je gewoon naar as.”<\/span><\/p>\n

C.V: \u201cHet is gewoon een beschrijving van hele langzame seks.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

C.F: \u201cDe eerstejaars ophangen.\u201d [ipv opvangen]<\/span><\/p>\n

C.V: [over JD in een regenboogrokje] \u201cIk zou je van Afrika tot in Amerika nemen.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Anoniem: [bij foto Concertgebouw] \u201cIs dat station Dordrecht???\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Anoniem: \u201cIk ga hier zoveel salmonella van krijgen.\u201d *<\/span>eet kipspiesje<\/b>*<\/span><\/p>\n

Anoniem: \u201cIn Brabant kan dat wel, 2 stokbroden in 1 zak.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

F.B: \u201cDat ligt nog in het verschip\u2026 vergiet?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

T.V: [over M.K] \u201cGooi er een boterham met pindakaas in en er komen meer broodjes uit.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

C.V: [over de ALV-hamer] \u201cLekker hard rammen.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

P.R: [op de constitutieborrel] \u201cAls ik OA mag beuken, ben ik blij.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

C.V: \u201cIn groep 8 was ik nog aseksueler dan nu.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

A.S: \u201cIk vind het normaal al moeilijk genoeg om dingen in mijn mond te stoppen.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

A.S: \u201cAls ik een bestuur had, zou ik het Con Carne noemen.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

P.B: \u201cNee, ik kan echt niks met mijn vingers.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

F.C: “In t\u2019 broertje van m\u2019n bed.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Anoniem: [ipv possibilities] \u201cPossibilletjes.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

P.B: \u201cIk ga mijn water even flessen.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

P.B: \u201cIk haat mensen die cheesy zijn, ik hou van kaas op een plankje niet van kaas in een relatie.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anoniem: \u201cHet enige grote aan mijn lichaam is m’n tong.\u201d C.V: \u201cIk bedoel hoe leuk ben ik? Helemaal niet zo leuk.\u201d C.V.: \u201cLiever derde wiel dan een driewieler.\u201d C.F.: \u201cHet is met name de 50’ers, die kan je allemaal pakken.\u201d C.F.: \u201cAls ik jou zie, wil ik gelijk overal aan voelen.\u201d C.V: \u201cMijn ding start […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1429,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"slim_seo":{"title":"Alle mensen willen broodjes... - Studievereniging Hucbald","description":"Anoniem: \u201cHet enige grote aan mijn lichaam is m'n tong.\u201d C.V: \u201cIk bedoel hoe leuk ben ik? Helemaal niet zo leuk.\u201d C.V.: \u201cLiever derde wiel dan een driewieler.\u201d"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alle-mensen-willen-broodjes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}