{"id":2996,"date":"2019-05-02T12:26:42","date_gmt":"2019-05-02T10:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hucbald.nl\/?p=2996"},"modified":"2020-11-20T11:56:08","modified_gmt":"2020-11-20T10:56:08","slug":"special-edition-alle-mensen-willen-tekercs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/2019\/05\/02\/special-edition-alle-mensen-willen-tekercs\/","title":{"rendered":"Special edition: Alle mensen willen tekercs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>D.V: over Dracula: \u201cMisschien hangt ie zo meteen als een vlinder.\u201d (ipv vleermuis)<\/p>\n<p>S.S: \u201cKijk je even niet, zit ze weer met d\u2019r hand in een spleet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anoniem: \u201cje hoofd is niet hoofd.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tijdens 30 Seconds, opzoek naar het woord \u201cTomTom\u201d: \u201cde vriend van Moira, maar dan 2 keer!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anoniem: \u201cEr zitten gewoon heel veel rochels in me ofzo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anoniem: \u201cHet wordt gewoon zon, zon, zon, maan, maan, maan.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>M.R: \u201cJa hoe meer je om je heen kijkt, hoe meer je ziet!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>F.K: \u201cFloep ik ben een potlood hoi\u201d<\/p>\n<p>C.V: \u201cIk ben geen muzikant, ik ben gewoon triest\u201d<\/p>\n<p>T.R: \u201cIk zit niet in de kast, ik b\u00e9n de kast\u201d<\/p>\n<p>R.J: \u201cWow de Notre Dame staat in de fik!<br \/>\nM.R: Staat Rotterdam in de fik?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>M.R: \u201cOh ik hou zoveel van je! Als je m\u2019n plaskaart wil dan mag dat\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-Rijmend op oord-<br \/>\nM.R: \u201cOost, Zuid, West\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nI.P: \u201cKuuroord?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>R.J: \u201cIk heb deze handdoek van het hostel gekregen.\u201d<br \/>\nI.P: Heb je op de kostschool gezeten?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>T.V: \u201cKano\u00ebn is echt kut.&#8221;<br \/>\nC.V: &#8220;Wat? Hoezo is Gaga kut?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>P.R: \u201cIk kan niet naar het badhuis, want ik ben ongesteld.\u201d<br \/>\nP.B: \u201cIk voel mijn ovulatie\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anoniem: \u201cIk snap nu waarom het een vrijheidsbeeld is. Het staat er gewoon heel vrij\u201d<\/p>\n<p>T.V: \u201cBen je nou de tomatensaus aan het drinken?\u201d<br \/>\nC.V: \u201cJa.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>C.V: \u201ckunnen we niet heel lang in dit restaurant blijven zitten? Want ik heb de bloem gemold\u201d<\/p>\n<p>MR: \u201cKNUFFEL JE GLAS!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>T.R: \u201cJe wordt toch echt kapotgeil van planten.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>C.V: \u201cOnze ontgroening is gewoon Muziektheorie 2.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>X.R: \u201cCAS MOET JE POEPEN?\u201d<br \/>\nIedereen: \u201cCAS MOET JE POEPEN?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Iedereen: *probeert lang Hongaars woord uit te spreken* \u201cHuepdhdbslabdksndblep.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I.P. \u201cJezelf analyseren is net als op je rug krabben: je kunt er toch nooit goed bij komen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>P.R: \u201cHongarijs\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>C.V: *niest*<br \/>\nDV: \u201cWas dat nou een hoest of een nies?<br \/>\nI.P: \u201cDat was een nucleaire reactie\u2026iets wat niet te verklaren is door de wetenschap.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>De Websitecommissie heeft sinds kort een broodjestelefoon! Ga snel naar de facebookgroep of kijk in de Hucbald WhatsApp updates groep en zet het nummer in je contacten!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D.V: over Dracula: \u201cMisschien hangt ie zo meteen als een vlinder.\u201d (ipv vleermuis) S.S: \u201cKijk je even niet, zit ze weer met d\u2019r hand in een spleet.\u201d Anoniem: \u201cje hoofd is niet hoofd.\u201d Tijdens 30 Seconds, opzoek naar het woord \u201cTomTom\u201d: \u201cde vriend van Moira, maar dan 2 keer!\u201d Anoniem: \u201cEr zitten gewoon heel veel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1429,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"slim_seo":{"title":"Special edition: Alle mensen willen tekercs - Studievereniging Hucbald","description":"D.V: over Dracula: \u201cMisschien hangt ie zo meteen als een vlinder.\u201d (ipv vleermuis) S.S: \u201cKijk je even niet, zit ze weer met d\u2019r hand in een spleet.\u201d Anoniem: \u201cj"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alle-mensen-willen-broodjes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2996\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}