{"id":3177,"date":"2020-02-25T13:36:12","date_gmt":"2020-02-25T12:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hucbald.nl\/?p=3177"},"modified":"2020-11-20T11:53:06","modified_gmt":"2020-11-20T10:53:06","slug":"alle-mensen-willen-broodjes-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/2020\/02\/25\/alle-mensen-willen-broodjes-14\/","title":{"rendered":"Soon2beMemepage"},"content":{"rendered":"

T.N: Ik wil dat je naar m’n kruis staart terwijl je me vertelt wat muziekwetenschap is!<\/p>\n

C.V: Zeewater is niet kokend water.<\/p>\n

M.K: Je bent toch vegan?
\nC.V: Bijen zijn geen dieren.<\/p>\n

Anoniem: Als je shag rookt, word je bouwvakker.<\/p>\n

C.V., na een Shostakovich concert: Laten we zo\u00a0shots<\/strong>takovich doen.<\/p>\n

C.V: Het weekendje weg is gewoon een hucborrel, maar dan raar… en in Brussel.<\/p>\n

R.J: Jij hebt het gelukkig al achter de rug…
\nC.V: Nee, niet de RUG, de UvA!<\/p>\n

T.N: Jij was verkouden? Ik<\/b> was Limburgs!<\/p>\n

E.K: Wie noemt z’n opera nou weer “Foier snot”? Snot!<\/div>\n
M.K: Van wie?<\/div>\n
E.K: Strauss, het betekent gebrek aan vuur.<\/div>\n
M.K: Oh, \/Feuersnot\/.<\/div>\n

Anoniem: De voosboom staat droog. Hij gaat een beetje slap hangen.<\/p>\n

R.J: Heb je de notulen gelezen?
\nF.B: Nee… oh wacht! Ik heb ze gemaakt…<\/p>\n

Anoniem: Is Limburg in het buitenland?
\nI.P: Is Limburg in de bijstand?!<\/p>\n

X.R: Is alcohol ook seks?<\/p>\n

Ook een leuke uitspraak of verspreking gehoord? Stuur deze naar siteco@hucbald.nl<\/a> !
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