{"id":5086,"date":"2021-09-12T20:02:11","date_gmt":"2021-09-12T18:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/?p=5086"},"modified":"2021-09-12T20:07:05","modified_gmt":"2021-09-12T18:07:05","slug":"de-grote-back-to-uni-broodjes-bonanza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/2021\/09\/12\/de-grote-back-to-uni-broodjes-bonanza\/","title":{"rendered":"De Grote Back to Uni Broodjes Bonanza"},"content":{"rendered":"

Na een heerlijke zomer vol rust is het weer tijd om terug te keren op de universiteit. Dat kan lastig zijn, maar als hartversterkertje is hier een extra lange “Alle Mensen Willen Broodjes!”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YH: Kinderen slaan lijkt me leuk<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AW: Ik zit gewoon de hele dag aan het riet te likken<\/p>\n\n\n\n

JD: YH is een hele bijzondere Brabander<\/p>\n\n\n\n

JD: Ik ben Koelkast, SH is nachtkastje<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LV: Kinderen zijn gemaakt van rubber en magie. Die hebben geen slaap nodig!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

JD: Heb jij een Eminemfase gehad?
YH: Ja, \u00e1ltijd! Ik vind ze hartstikke lekker!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In de Ikea<\/em>
JD: Ik heb een halve bal
10 seconden later<\/em>
JD: OH HEJ, HIER IS DE ANDERE<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YC: Nee, ik hoef je natte panty niet te voelen<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YH: Dat wist ik in mijn achterhoofd, niet in mijn voorhoofd<\/p>\n\n\n\n

JD: Bier is wijn voor de alcohol<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hoort Watskebeurt van de Jeugd van Tegenwoordig<\/strong>
ES: Is dit Hamilton?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

JD: Daddy Phantom<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CR: Wat was er eerder, de komkommer of de augurk?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AW: Ik heb mintjes gekocht bij de Fruitkat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zoekt de VVV<\/strong>
JD: Waar is de PVV?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LN: Dansen van 1 tot 8 oktober is wel heel lang<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LH: Wegens omstandigheden, tijdelijk gestolen<\/p>\n\n\n\n

JD: Je hebt seksuele frustratie
AW: Net als mijn konijnen
JD: Gordijnen?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YW: Waarom gaat het gespreksonderwerp altijd naar castratie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ES: Ik vind jou objectief kut<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LT: Ik haat educatie<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MV: Heb je nou je flesje uitgekleed?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YH: Kinderen vinden het niet erg als je niet tegen ze praat, als je maar schaakstukken naar ze gooit<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MV: Het ruikt hier warm<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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