JD en YD: Je moet niet konoloniseren voor het minimale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FL: Ja, we gaan dus Doornroosje en de Zeven Dwergen spelen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AW: Ja, dan hoef je geen OV-fiets te hoeren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JD: WAAROM ZIJN ER GEEN PUTJES IN FLUITEN?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AS: Drankorgel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ES en JD: Soms voel ik me medewerker van de spermabank.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
YH: Ik ga een column schrijven: “Hoe King-Kong het einde betekende van Esm\u00e9es bankrekening.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AW: God is verzonnen door Mark Rutte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JD: Hoe lang hebben jullie nodig om klaar te komen?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JD: LN, blijf van mijn kruis af.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PR: Als je een mug moest vermoorden, gebruik je dan gordijnen of Nina Simone?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JD: Waar is de plasplaats?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
RH: Het stond op een pak babyvoer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
LH: Adorno & Chill<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AV: Waar zijn mijn naaktfoto’s?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FC: Maakt me niet uit wat je zegt, ik wil babies snuiven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JD: Is dit Zoutelande met melk?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
RH: Wat ik mis in de supermarkt: rolstoel mayonais.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
EK: AAAAHHH.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
RH: Ik heb genoeg te doen: ik heb de OC, de CVO, en depressie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JD over de almanak: Ik wil gewoon dat ‘ie helemaal volgeneukt wordt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AW: Het leven is een feestje. Je moet alleen jezelf ophangen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JR: De hemel neukt me nu anaal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JD: Waarom heb ik een foto van LV die kaas likt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
LV: Freud hield van neussnoepjes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JD: Ik wil WAP van C\u00e9line Dion op mijn uitvaart hebben.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
YH: Ik kom graag een keer naar jouw noten kijken.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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