{"id":5186,"date":"2021-11-10T20:19:16","date_gmt":"2021-11-10T19:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/?p=5186"},"modified":"2022-02-14T21:52:18","modified_gmt":"2022-02-14T20:52:18","slug":"alle-mensen-willen-broodjes-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/2021\/11\/10\/alle-mensen-willen-broodjes-26\/","title":{"rendered":"Alle Mensen Willen Broodjes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LM: Ik ben een stierenmeisje<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LM: Ik heb het opgegoogled<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>anoniem: Best wel een cyborgmove om je te laten vaccineren<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>RI: Wij zijn de Stanley Kubrick van de verjaardagsgedichten<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>SH: Ik ben blond en ik heb blauwe ogen dus de kamelen stapelen zich op<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>RI aan ES: Heeft je moeder de achternaam van je moeder?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>RI aan ES: Verkennend likken? Dat is hoe ik jouw moeder heb ontmoet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>RH: Een schreeuwend kind is het beste anticonceptiemiddel. Je eierstokken drogen meteen op<br>vijf minuten later&#8230;<br>JD: Ik kan heel goed een hoge fis impersoneren<br>RH: Schreeuwende huisgenoten zijn trouwens ook een heel goed anticonceptiemiddel<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ST: Is jouw beste vriendin Philips?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>YC: Ik ga straight to the point zijn, ik vertrouw Naomi niet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LT over ST en YH: Ze hadden jullie moeten inhuren voor dansen met Jansen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>AA: Wat is het meervoud van metrum?<br>LM: metro<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>JD: Dit doet me denken aan Bj\u00f6rk.<br>LM: Bj\u00f6rk? Van Zoutelande?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>AV: Je weet dat je je waardeloos voelt als de tamboerijn in het spel komt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>JD: Boeddhisme in de derde wereld<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>JD: Gelukkig is dit geen visie-memo. Oh wacht, een filmpje<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ES: ST was de bank, ik was de kaas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>EK: I love heupen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>YH: &#8216;Hou je bek en bef me&#8217; gaat over K3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>AV: Bizet voelt als een pastasalade tussen je tenen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>YH tegen RH: Jij bent echt een topsnijder, net als Wesley Sneijder<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>RH: YH is net een husky die wil praten<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>RH: Het is een soort &#8216;Call Me by Your Name&#8217; maar dan met je vader<br>JD: Yes Daddy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>RH: Mijn vader is een trombone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>NH: Ik wil gewoon op mensen kunnen schieten<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LV: Musical is als een haring met discodip<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>JR: Canva is voor mensen die niets kunnen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>JD: ZOA: een zintuigelijk overdraagbare aandoening<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>RH: Marianne Teamsen<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LM: Ik ben een stierenmeisje LM: Ik heb het opgegoogled anoniem: Best wel een cyborgmove om je te laten vaccineren RI: Wij zijn de Stanley Kubrick van de verjaardagsgedichten SH: Ik ben blond en ik heb blauwe ogen dus de kamelen stapelen zich op RI aan ES: Heeft je moeder de achternaam van je moeder? 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