{"id":5397,"date":"2021-12-22T15:01:13","date_gmt":"2021-12-22T14:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/?p=5397"},"modified":"2022-02-14T21:51:30","modified_gmt":"2022-02-14T20:51:30","slug":"alle-mensen-willen-broodjes-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hucbald.nl\/en\/2021\/12\/22\/alle-mensen-willen-broodjes-27\/","title":{"rendered":"Alle Mensen Willen Broodjes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Het afvoerputje doet aan polyritmiek- JD<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uien kunnen praten??- RH<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De tonica is thuis, de dominant wil naar huis, en de subdominant is een beetje op wintersport, zeg maar -OD<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ja, maar is je aura de stofzuiger of de stofzuigerzak?- MV<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nood breekt bed- JD<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ik wil weten hoe mijn gezicht klinkt- LT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Praten is moeilijk, het leven is moeilijk, alles is moeilijk- AW<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OK staat voor &#8220;oh kut&#8221;- CT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Als iemand een pink verliest is dat nog geoorloofd- LV<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adorno is een pretentieuze kwal- anoniem<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ik denk dat je met MK veel meer rare dingen kan doen- LN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vlamingen hebben geen seksdromen- RH<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>MV: Zei je nou woef?<br>EK: Ja, ik blaf van vreugde<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilders is mijn daddy- JS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dat klinkt heel diep en dat is het ook- JO<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ik wil mijn woede niet afreageren op mijn medemensen, ik heb bliksemafleiders nodig- RI<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oorbellen, mondkapjes, brillen, wij zijn echte warriors -MH<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dit is zo een perfecte kruis, daar word je bang van -NH<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mijn muzieksmaak is gecanceld- LV<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mijn baarmoeder spreekt altijd de waarheid- JD<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Het afvoerputje doet aan polyritmiek- JD Uien kunnen praten??- RH De tonica is thuis, de dominant wil naar huis, en de subdominant is een beetje op wintersport, zeg maar -OD Ja, maar is je aura de stofzuiger of de stofzuigerzak?- MV Nood breekt bed- JD Ik wil weten hoe mijn gezicht klinkt- LT Praten is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5187,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"slim_seo":{"title":"Alle Mensen Willen Broodjes - 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