“Waarom is stap 3 niet: heb seks?” -JD<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Geen harmonie\u00ebn, wel nazi’s” – ME<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hoe langer de rok, hoe natter het hok” -EK<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ik speel mijn kazoo altijd con sordine” -JD<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Een solo pubquiz is eigenlijk een tentamen”- PR<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“2500 vind ik een mooie leeftijd om te sterven”- ME<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Het leven is zwaar als je teams moet besturen”- RH<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Opdracht: ‘ethaangasconcentraten in de Gobi-woestijn’
Resultaat: ‘hot latina girl looking for a blowjob”- LV<\/p>\n\n\n\n
” ‘Hoe organiseer ik een mooie begrafenis?’
bedoelde je ‘furry porn feet play’?” -EK<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Freddie Mercuries’ borsthaar is mijn comfortzone” -LH<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*na 1 minuut in de universiteitsbibliotheek*
“nu al hoofdpijn” -JW<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Vals spelen (muziek) is gewoon een uiting van creatieve vrijheid” -RH<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Er is niemand met een knuppel, maar dat moet gewoon, want anders verhonger je.”- JO<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ik had toen nog een ontroebele geest” -ES<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ik was zaterdag certified vaatdoek” -FN<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Bohemian Rhapsody is eigenlijk gewoon een goulashkroket” -OD<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“JD: ik weet hoe jij ligt.
RH: Nou, gewoon. In bed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ik ben altijd heel kritisch over mijn fotogenieke vaardigheden”- MM<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Er ligt overal kaas!” -CT<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Giel Beelen is een B-merk Jezus”- FL<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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